User Profile

I am not your average cybertwat.

I have no desire to look like Rainbow Brite vomited all over me. PVC, Neon, Fun Fur and the like all make my skin crawl. I have my own eyebrows. I believe eyeliner abuse is a criminal offence and UV make-up should be punishable by death. Anyone found mincing about with glowsticks or poi should have their hands removed with a rusty butter knife.

I have zero tolerance for pillpoppers, pissheads, attention seekers, drama whores, emo whingers, dole scum and people who make decisions with their genitals.

Despite sounding like a fascist I am in fact a huge lefty socialist and work with young people, trying to make them into functioning members of society and not car pinching, Tennants swigging, baby factories.

I have an obsession with gears, cogs and random pieces of industrial machinery. I like abandoned disused buildings and fall in love with good architecture on an almost daily basis. I believe art should be inclusive and accessible by all. Education is essential.

I love cities, especially at dusk. People watching breaks up my day and shameless public displays of affection make me smile. Sometimes things don't work out how we planned. I'm ok with that, I have the utmost faith in myself.

Orwell, Wilde, Huxley and Burgess are my Heroes. I'd eagerly undergo complete gender reassignment for one night of boy-on-boy action with Stephen Fry. A sharp mind and a good heart is all anyone ever needs in this world.